Ruin A Wish

[johndh]

Granted. Now nobody can repair clothing or blankets anymore.

I wish I could teleport.

[Reepurr]

Granted. Every time you go inside a house, shop, even a public toilet, you end up randomly teleporting to another building. Very embarassing sometimes.

I wish there was no war.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, Granted, GRANTED! But it does also apply to Wesnoth...

I wish every disease was known.

[wesfreak]

Granted, but none of them are curable and all of them are terminal.

I wish I had a good quality functioning watch that was impossible to accidentally lose.

[johndh]

Granted, you should have no problem keeping track of this:


I wish my bike tire would stop leaking so much air.

[bigkahuna]

Granted, but now you can't put any air in your bike tire either. And it's flat.

[johndh]

Granted, but now you can't put any air in your bike tire either. And it's flat.

*ahem* Forgetting something?

[Drakefriend]

Granted, as you wished nothing, you gain nothing.

I wish my computer would never crash again bit remains at least as usuable to me as ut was before it started crashing.

[wesfreak]

Granted. The power goes out permanently in your house, so it's still useless.

I wish I had more spare time.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you soon learn that the things you wanted to avoid were far better than your spare time, but now it can never be regained, and this drives you mad.

I wish for a total solar eclipse tomorroy, in Northern Germany, about Noon local time, and the weather being good.

[Reepurr]

I wish for a total solar eclipse tomorroy, in Northern Germany, about Noon local time, and the weather being good.

Granted. The problem is, the eclipse somehow manages to last forever without being anywhere else.

I wish holidays cost 1 cent, there is no inflation, and all holidays are awesome.

[wesfreak]

Granted. Everyone buys up all the good holidays before you can buy one.

I wish I knew every language on earth.

[johndh]

Granted, but your brain has to grow so big that you can't move and have to be put on life support just to keep blood flowing to it. After all, you had to make room for not only every current language spoken by humans, but also all past and future languages, regional dialects, hundreds of dialects of whales and crows, as well as every programming language, scripting language, markup language...

I wish my neighbors wouldn't blast their terrible music late at night.

[Reepurr]

Granted: they now blast even worse music, even louder (arrgggh!), all the way through the day.

I wish that they brought back :awesome:.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you did not say what who should bring back, so a villain brings back some prehistoric giant <insert animal you dislike most> so it will kill you!

I wish for a sequel to Shameless Crossover Excuse!