I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
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I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
I could just make an army appear
I would be the monster that caused all the fear
Watch your children every night
I’d probably kill everything and everybody
No matter how shoddy
Raid a few villages like ‘Minions, I want that’
Make all my victims go splat
It’s been a couple months since I’ve last had friends
But who needs that when you have undead fiends?
I’d probably take a visit to where the ol’ King lives
Then run his corpse through a few sieves
And even if anybody survives
They’ll always remember the monster that took so many lives
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
I could just chill (get it?)
And never go downhill
Then I’d kill some slaves
Who’ll never see their graves
Then I’ll keep their skeletons
To make some more hellions
But I just don’t have enough knowledge
Can’t get a ‘mancer to acknowledge
So that I can fulfill my only dream
And make anybody scream
Never eating, never resting
You may just think I’m jesting…
But hell no I ain’t
You can do anything without restraint
I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh
I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad!
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
I could just make an army appear
I would be the monster that caused all the fear
Watch your children every night
I’d probably kill everything and everybody
No matter how shoddy
Raid a few villages like ‘Minions, I want that’
Make all my victims go splat
It’s been a couple months since I’ve last had friends
But who needs that when you have undead fiends?
I’d probably take a visit to where the ol’ King lives
Then run his corpse through a few sieves
And even if anybody survives
They’ll always remember the monster that took so many lives
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
I could just chill (get it?)
And never go downhill
Then I’d kill some slaves
Who’ll never see their graves
Then I’ll keep their skeletons
To make some more hellions
But I just don’t have enough knowledge
Can’t get a ‘mancer to acknowledge
So that I can fulfill my only dream
And make anybody scream
Never eating, never resting
You may just think I’m jesting…
But hell no I ain’t
You can do anything without restraint
I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh
I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad!
Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
Way better than the original!
It's spelled "definitely", not "definately". "Defiantly" is a different word entirely.
- Midnight_Carnival
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Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
Nice lyrical poem.
Interseting senitment expressed, can't say I'd want to be a mouldy skeleton, think I'd make a passible Djinn though
Interseting senitment expressed, can't say I'd want to be a mouldy skeleton, think I'd make a passible Djinn though
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
This was just made for broadway.
Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
hey,nice one
Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
bravo, i literally struck down.
- Sudipta
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Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.
This is amazing! Well done man. Great lyrics!!
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Playing Wesnoth since 2010, still there is so much left to play
Playing Wesnoth since 2010, still there is so much left to play